Category Archives: Writings

Sonnet 2008

For two thousand and eight, these are the facts, Of Tim and Jeni’s story of the year. The windy island wedding of the Jacks; Tim worked from home, not as an engineer. We helped Tim’s parents move to a new … Continue reading

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2007 Year in Review Quiz

What new pet(s) did we get? A box of one dozen starving-crazed weasels A purple gecko named Steve An eight-year-old husky named Malish An African Grey parrot named Sven that says “quivering” a lot What is the name of the … Continue reading

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Timothy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year

all it has is a sunroof I gave notice at Valberg and now I’m starting a new job at Genie with more responsibility and more stress and when I went to look at electric bicycles for my commute I wrecked … Continue reading

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2004 & 2005 in Review

Well it’s that time of the year again. “Time for what,” you ask? It is time for another year in review letter! “But wait,” you protest. “It’s not Christmas time any more. Isn’t it a bit late for this?” No, … Continue reading

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Seattle Civil Defense Manual

Generally the only kind of material I like to put on our website is content that we have created ourselves, whether that be stories, photographs, or whatever. However, I have decided to make an exception for this content, on account … Continue reading

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Buttons

We interrupt your regularly scheduled serious stuff to bring you this important word from some joker. Many of us spend lots of time thinking about things that annoy us, or problems that we have to deal with. The oblivious driver … Continue reading

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A Walk Through Tim’s Past

Cleaning out the Storage Closet After spending a relaxing Christmas day together, we decided that the day after Christmas would be a good day to do some long-needed cleaning. Specifically, we needed to clean out the storage closet in our … Continue reading

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2003 In Review

Hello there everyone, and welcome to our Christmas letter. I’d like to thank you all for coming, and invite you to take a seat, kick back, and enjoy your time here. You’re probably wondering why I’ve called you all here … Continue reading

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Read the Signs

There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned humiliating bachelor party. Get a group of guys together, have some good fun, make a guy wear a giant foam cowboy hat and a bright red bow around his neck, and spend all night … Continue reading

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Dumpster Diving

December 27th, the day that we returned from California, the Puget Sound area experienced a day of unusually high winds. In fact, when we woke up that morning, it was even quite windy in Ashland, Oregon. This time, the drive … Continue reading

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